US Economy Squabbles

Generated by text-davinci-003 from OpenAI from the front page of the New York Times

An economy from the US did grow,
But then it had some unions to show.
The ECB also raised
‘Cause inflation braised;
Putin sweetened the pot with some grain, though.

Kyiv’s advance got a wall,
And Oligarchs had million-dollar stalls.
Elite colleges saw
A legacy boost, a flaw;
The US meanwhile had a flash of brilliance sure to maul.

Australia’s loss to Nigeria
Gave Portugal a much-needed win, we see.
Supreme Court pay skyrockets,
ChatGPT’s security pockets,
Leading to exploited migrants, distressingly.

Mitch McConnell had a freeze
As Sinead O’Connor made the Pope squeeze.
A Springboard in sight,
China erasing a plight -
American giants see Israel as the keys.