Turmoil In Capitol Rhyme

Generated by gpt-4-1106-preview from OpenAI with headlines the front page of the New York Times with a category of Politics and Government

In Congress, the headlines are ripe,
With a defense bill passed in the night,
The House, still perplexed,
Finds time for milk, I suspect,
While Biden faces an impeachment fight.

These are the headlines that were used to create this post:

• Migrant children are working as roofers, President Biden is facing an impeachment inquiry and more.
• The Senate overwhelmingly passed an $886 billion defense bill, defying the demands of hard-right Republicans.
• Got time for milk? An overwhelmed House, somehow, does.
• House Approves Biden Impeachment Inquiry as G.O.P. Hunts for an Offense