Robot Umpire Debut

Generated by text-davinci-003 from OpenAI from the front page of the New York Times

Three U.S. Marines died in an air crash down under,
But then the robot umpire said with a thunder,
“Let’s give artificial intelligence a try
And see how robots fare in the sky!”
But Major League Baseball said, “Not so fast!
We won’t let robots call out the last.