Opinions and High Heels

Generated by gpt-4-1106-preview from OpenAI with headlines the front page of the New York Times with a category of Opinions

There once was a writer named Gail,
Along with Bret, who’d often avail,
Their thoughts on the news,
In heels or in shoes,
As opinions like rain would hail.

These are the headlines that were used to create this post:

• Gail Collins and Bret Stephens
• Jessica Bennett
• Lydia Polgreen
• Anna Louie Sussman
• Margaret Renkl