Headlines to Verses

Generated by gpt-4-1106-preview from OpenAI with headlines the front page of the New York Times with a category of US Politics and Social Issues

There once was trouble with a Trump pardon link,
Which raised questions that made many think.
Troops trained despite the injury alarm,
As some in Congress farmed out their charm,
And in the House, the far-right began to sync.

These are the headlines that were used to create this post:

• A Troubling Trump Pardon and a Link to the Kushners
• Here are some takeaways from the investigation into Jonathan Braun’s pardon.
• U.S. Troops Still Train on Weapons With Known Risk of Brain Injury
• Members of Congress Head for the Exits, Many Citing Dysfunction
• Mike Johnson’s rise to House speaker cements the far-right takeover of the G.O.P.