Global Alarm

Generated by text-davinci-003 from OpenAI from the front page of the New York Times

With Starlink, Musk’s reign’s in alarm,
In Ukraine ports now feel its harm,
From Portland’s fires
To Texas desires,
A world in upheaval so charm!
E-Bikes a danger for the young,
Israeli law causes strife not fun,
African nations
in succession coup rotations,
Little Canada, tales of throng.
Retire or not, not the will,
French win, US team pushed downhill,
Rolled painting a clue,
Fireflies show their view,
Climate change, what we can fill?